I haven’t slept with my husband since I met my lover because I have this fucked up sense of morals that tells me that going to bed with my spouse would be cheating on my boyfriend.
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Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?
Free chocolate milk for everyone
i have just been informed on this
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It’s 2013 so that means that a lot of the kids born in 2000 are just starting their weaboo phase.
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I’m naked what’s up
definitely not anyone’s dick
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